Laughter: Humor Heals

Laughter is Good for the Mind, Body and Soul

Laughter decreases stress along with improving the body's natural immunity. A good laugh will increase endorphins relieving pain. It can relax your body, help protect against heart attack, ease fears, improve your mood, reduce conflict, and help your relationships.

Laughter is vitally important in the process to fully Release Cancer.

The following funnies have been sent to us over the internet by friends. To our knowledge they are free for public distribution. We often do not know the original source. It is not our intent to infringe on copyrights, so if you have a claim on one of these quips and want us to delete it from the site, just let us know. Also be sure to send in your FUNNY to for publication here.

Hope You Enjoy... 

Remember the NASA satellite that fell to earth recently?
UARS--Upper  Atmospheric Research Satellite.
Some of my NASA friends have let me in on the location and I can share with you…….
"Click the Link for the rest of the story...
During a recent password audit by Microsoft & Google, it was found that an employee was using the following password:
When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 
8 characters long and include at least one capital.
VIENNA — Pasta strainers are now considered suitable religious headgear in Austria ... at least as far as the transport authorities are concerned.
Three years after applying for a new driver's licence, an Austrian man has finally received the laminated card. And the picture shows him sporting an upturned pasta strainer on his head.
Nothing to worry about: the authorities ruled the kitchen utensil was a suitable religious accessory for a Pastafarian.
Niko Alm, an entrepreneur, told the Austria Press Agency he had the idea when he read that headgear was allowed in official pictures only for "confessional" reasons.
The atheist says he belongs to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a light-hearted "faith" whose members call themselves Pastafarians and whose "only dogma ... is the rejection of dogma," according to its website.
Accordingly, Alm sent his application for a new driver's license in 2008 along with a picture of himself with a colander on his head.
The stunt got him an invitation to the doctor's to check he was mentally fit to drive, but after three years, Alm's efforts have paid off.
Watch My Car… Please
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Let’s put the fun back in Flying!
Overheard on Kulula Airways...

 On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"

    • As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Durban Airport , a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
   • "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite." 
   •  "Your seats cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments." 
    • After a real crusher of a landing in Johannesburg , the attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we will open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."
    • Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today.. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of Kulula Airways."
Life's Purpose: Live long enough to be a REAL concern to your kids!


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