Laughter decreases stress along with improving the body's natural immunity. A good laugh will increase endorphins relieving pain. It can relax your body, help protect against heart attack, ease fears, improve your mood, reduce conflict, and help your relationships.
Laughter is vitally important in the process to fully Release Cancer.
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Remember the NASA satellite that fell to earth recently?
UARS--Upper Atmospheric Research Satellite.
Some of my NASA friends have let me in on the location and I can share with
you…….
"Click the Link for the rest of the story...
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During a recent password audit by Microsoft & Google, it was found that an employee was using the following password:
(Click on this Link)
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During a recent password audit by Microsoft & Google, it was found that an employee was using the following password:
'MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyTallahassee'
When asked why she had such a long password, she said she
was told that it had to be at least
8 characters long and include at least one
capital.
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VIENNA — Pasta strainers are now considered suitable
religious headgear in Austria ... at least as far as the transport authorities
are concerned.
Three years after applying for a new driver's licence, an
Austrian man has finally received the laminated card. And the picture shows him
sporting an upturned pasta strainer on his head.
Nothing to worry about: the authorities ruled the kitchen
utensil was a suitable religious accessory for a Pastafarian.
Niko Alm, an entrepreneur, told the Austria Press Agency he
had the idea when he read that headgear was allowed in official pictures only
for "confessional" reasons.
The atheist says he belongs to the Church of the Flying
Spaghetti Monster, a light-hearted "faith" whose members call
themselves Pastafarians and whose "only dogma ... is the rejection of
dogma," according to its website.
Accordingly, Alm sent his application for a new driver's
license in 2008 along with a picture of himself with a colander on his head.
The stunt got him an invitation to the doctor's to check he
was mentally fit to drive, but after three years, Alm's efforts have paid off.
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Watch My Car… Please(Click on this Link)
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Let’s put the fun back in Flying!
Overheard on Kulula Airways...
Let’s put the fun back in Flying!
Overheard on Kulula Airways...
On a Kulula flight, (there
is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently
having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People,
people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"
• As the plane landed and was
coming to a stop at Durban Airport , a lone voice came over the loudspeaker:
"Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
• "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."
• "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."
• "Your seats cushions can be used for flotation; and in
the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them
with our compliments."
• After a real crusher of a
landing in Johannesburg , the attendant came on with, "Ladies and
Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have
brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire
smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we will open the door and
you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."
• Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today.. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of Kulula Airways."
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Life's Purpose: Live long enough to be a REAL concern to your kids!
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• Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today.. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of Kulula Airways."
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Life's Purpose: Live long enough to be a REAL concern to your kids!
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